mike tartaglia designs

I am Mikey Tarts.

About

Here I am!

This website started as a multimedia creative’s portfolio, showcasing life and experiences. Over the past two decades, I’ve been hand-coding websites for different organizations, like small non-profits, friends’ businesses, and personal projects.

As my creative journey has taken me on new paths, I’ve broadened my horizons. My creative pursuits have become more diverse and intense, covering areas like fiber arts, music, culinary arts, running, and data processing. Oh, and by the way, I’m a spreadsheet enthusiast, so you might see some weird Excel formulas here and there.

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How I market my hand-knit goods...

Fiber Arts

Trav, my knit travelling companion... The beginning of the Mets Season Scarf.. A sock-yarn knit cap... Little pumpkin for a local coffeehouse... Big knit pumpkin family! Improvized cowl, Sláva Ukrayíni! I enjoy making hoods! Team color poncho... Summer backpack... Cable cowl/vest and matching hat...

Timeline

  • 2009:Started knitting
  • 2018:Livestreamed knitting to public audience on Twitch
  • 2019:Constructed 22-foot scarf documenting every run scored during the NY Mets season
  • 2019:Reached affiliate status on Twitch by live-streaming knitting
  • 2020:Self-taught sewing, starting with shoulder bags
  • Now:Publishing knitting patterns upon Ravelry

  • Goal:Market and sell small knit goods, such as pouches or decor
  • Goal:Intiate knitting group in hometown by consistently making appearances at local coffeehouses

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How I'll record another album...

Music

'Les Couleurs' (2020) is my debut wide-release album. Listen on:
Apple Music,
Spotify,
Amazon Music

Timeline

  • 1999:Debut performance, Fordham Preparatory.
  • 2010:Began voice lessons at Voice Soaring, focusing on bass-baritone pop
  • 2014:Open-mic debut at Wicked Wolf, White Plains, NY.
  • 2020:Released guitar-driven ambient album "Les Couleurs" on streaming services.
  • 2023:Returned to open-mic performances.
  • 2024:Covering Radiohead, Oasis, and Blur live

  • Goal:Record and publish work on streaming services
  • Goal:Perform set of original material
  • Goal:Sing a national anthem at a sporting event.

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How I'll get my desserts sold in coffeehouses...

Culinary

It's a dessert burger... Can you guess the ingredients? Roast sprouts, salsa verde, peppers, and onions... Sage & brown butter gnocchi... Dessert ramen: chocolate noodles, coffee broth, marshmallow... Jalapeño & Peanut Butter Cream poppers... Habanero chocolate chip cookies... Pan pizza with jalapeño, home-made crust... Maple-crusted whiskey chip cookies with honeycomb... Home-made pasta, roast summer squash, basil pesto... Quiche with Sriracha...

Timeline

  • 1990+:Offering to cook full dinners for my family
  • 2011:Top of the Class graduate in Classic Culinary Arts program of the French Culinary Institute, now part of Institute of Culinary Education
  • 2012:Baked and tested flavors for nationwide product, Seth Greenberg's Authentic New York Brownie Crunch
  • 2013:Developed and tested flavors for Seth Greenberg's Authentic New York Brownie Crunch
  • 2018:Livestreamed the creative process of the iconic dessert burger
  • 2019:Crafted hot sauce concept "Mikey Tarts Thot Sauce," with initial flavors "Poblan'ho Thotté" (poblano, coffee, clove), "Jalapeño Business" (red jalapeño, garlic), and "Thot'banero XO" (habanero, orange, cognac).
  • Now:Compiled "Green Cloth Foods" concept on Instagram of homemade and styled foods
  • Now:Grown and harvested habanero, jalapeño, cayenne, Carolina Reaper, and bhut jolokia peppers on apartment balcony

  • Goal:Contribute dessert recipes to local coffeehouse for baking and sale
  • Goal:Work alongside local distilleries and breweries to create food highlighting their products
  • Goal:Open a craft-forward cafĂ© featuring coffee, whiskey, pastries, and knitting

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How I'll run a half marathon under 1h 30m...

Running

Whelp! That was easy... Three marathons down and ??? to go! The infamous 'flat runner' shot... A personal best at Wineglass 2021... Trav, oh Trav...

Timeline

  • 2016:Started competitive running with NYC's Cupcake Run
  • 2017:First 5K race completed, in Brooklyn, NY.
  • 2017:First 10K race completed, in Prospect Park, NYC.
  • 2018:First Half Marathon race, in Central Park, NYC.
  • 2018:First Full Marathon, in Corning, NY.
  • 2019:Joined Taconic Road Runners Club
  • 2020:Completed an excess of 1,415 miles of running
  • 2021:Became brand ambassador for Athletic Brewing Company
  • 2021:Completed an excess of 1,650 miles of running
  • 2022:Joined Run PB
  • 2022:Completed an excess of 1,750 miles of running
  • 2023:Completed an excess of 2,230 miles of running
  • 2024:Organized and started Project 13 by 62, running a half marathon in all NY State counties supporting Children's Heart Foundation
  • 2024:First Ultra Marathon, in Augusta, NJ.
  • Now:Run streak of at least one mile every day.

  • Goal:Finish Half Marathon in under 1h 30m
  • Goal:Complete Abbott Major Marathons: NYC (completed 2024), Chicago (completed 2022), Boston (currently 20m over qualifying time), Berlin, London, Tokyo (coming 2025), Sydney.
  • Goal:Complete half-marathon distance in each of 62 New York State counties.

Personal Bests:

1 Mile: 5m 41s NYRR New Balance 5th Avenue Mile 10-Sep-23
5K*: 19m 59s Highland Falls Annual 4th of July Firecracker 5K 04-Jul-24
10K: 41m 43s NYRR Citizens Queens 10K 15-Jun-24
10 Mile: 1h 07m 27s 2023 New Balance Bronx 10 Mile 17-Sept-23
Half Marathon: 1h 30m 31s 2023 RBC Brooklyn Half 20-May-23
Full Marathon: 3h 25m 00s The Louisiana Marathon 15-Jan-24
50K: 4h 40m 46s 3 Days at the Fair 18-May-24
*5K = 3.11 miles, 10K = 6.21mi, Half = 13.1mi, Full = 26.2mi, 50K = 31.1mi.

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How I'll get spreadsheets mainstream...

Data & Media

The Hot Sauce collection... Download "Hot Sauce":
PDF, Numbers, Excel

Timeline

  • 1998:Commissioned to create site for Friends of Irish Freedom organization.
  • 2003:Graduated Fordham University with a BS in Computer Science.
  • 2004+:Maintained miketdesigns.info for nearly 20 years.
  • 2010:Certified in Final Cut Pro X, Motion
  • 2018:Livestreamed the creative process of the iconic "dessert burger
  • 2019+:Connected Strava run data output to Google Sheets for deeper analytics of 2+ years of daily runs.
  • 2020:Edited and rendered commercial spots for Queery Mergeco Queer Zen Meditation.
  • 2024:Hand-coded presentation of self-produced vlogs for Project 13 by 62.
  • Now:Publishing videos detailing vacations and travel exploits:
    NYC Marathon 2024, Running Paris, Running Iceland

  • Goal: Let's get spreadsheetin'.
  • Goal: Return to livestreaming.
  • Goal: Excel certifications!

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